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Good Morning
Danger Scouts! It's time for another day full of hazards and potential accidents. That's right - near death experiences are around us every where we go. I'd say you're lucky to even be sitting where you are right now. It is essential for a good Danger Scout to remain alert at all times. Even now as you sit at your computer you cannot be safe. Do you realize that the number one computer-related injury is people getting their hair and head caught in their disc drive...?!! People are rushed everyday to the emergency room carrying their computer tower attached to their head so as not to hurt the computer or owner. Imagine the pain and embarrassment of sitting in the emergency waiting room bent over with your hair, necklace or necktie caught in your computer disc drive that now won't let go! So remember - never let your guard down, danger lurks all around you. Be a good Danger Scout everyday. Now everyone - sing with me: |
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Until next time remember to be careful of: Electrical Bath Toys Spiked Walrus Rat Poison or Snack Food? When Not To Wear Safety Gear Tangled Fishing Line and Cats Friends with Lice |
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DangerScout.com is a parody and not to be taken serious. Nothing stated is true, researched or in any way accurate. None of these things have ever happened. It's all meant to be entertainment, and is intended to be very silly. If you have considered taking any of the bad advice by mistake, or if you believed in anything stated above, please start to rethink your life all the way from the beginning. Thank you, and take care everyone - it's a dangerous world! Your friend, Danger Scout. |
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